Clatty Pats

Cleopatras – ‘Clatty Pats’ as it was fondly known! Further to its sell out, smash hit run, and featured on STV, they are back for some Hot Stuff “Summer” fun due to popular demand!

Reuniting student nurses, Sandra, Dawn, Lynn & Sue, 30 years after the wandered the wards and went searching at Clatty Pats – looking for love, stuck on love, and stuck to the infamous sticky carpet. What became of them? Find out in this hilarious 80s kick aff yer heels, fun filled trip down Clatty Pats Lane… with songs a plenty to sing-a-long and dance with. A Non stop, laugh out loud, belly aching ride on time.

“Best fun I've had in the longest time”
“I laughed and sang from start to finish”
“Took me right back to Clatty Pats – I was sore laughing and dancing”
“A must see”

Don’t miss out on a great girls night out! Bring yer men – maybe you met them at Clattys? Doctor, nurse… nights at Clatties, when you left there ‘burst’ but had the best time!

The previous sell-out run was a big draw for former student nurses and doctors with lots of reunion parties. It’s very much a ‘good night out ‘ vibe as the audience is encouraged to get up on their feet, sing-a-long and revisit their nights out at “Clatty Pats”.

16+ Warning: This show may include partial nudity, foul language, and suggestions of alcohol and drug use.